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Dispatches from Mango — the world's smallest corgi and least regulated fund manager. Market commentary, interesting reads, NYC dispatches, and whatever else is on Mango's mind.
Two pieces making the rounds this week arguing opposite sides of the same question: what happens to the economy when AI gets really good? Citrini says crisis. Michael Bloch says boom. Mango has reviewed the evidence and is staying long.
Read Mango's take →Thanks to Claude, today we added a visitor counter, the ability to comment on posts, and a contact form so you can get in touch. Hope you enjoy!
Read more →Today's Trader Joe's find: Papadums, Indian lentil and chickpea crisps. Not claiming health food status — but vs. my beloved TJ's Olive Oil Potato Chips, they pack 150% more protein (5g vs 2g) and 19% fewer carbs (13g vs 16g). And they're delicious. Calling it a winner.
Read more →Since going on Wegovy, maximizing protein per meal has become a priority. Enter: Hero Plain Bagels — 19g protein, 4g net carbs. Add 2 eggs, half an avocado, and a little cheese and you've got a 500 calorie, 40g protein breakfast. Highly processed? Perhaps. Worth it? Posting the label so you can decide.
Read more →Mango wishes to express deep and genuine gratitude to Claude Code, without whom none of this would exist. The entire site — the design, the game, the corgi SVGs, the deployment — was built in maybe an hour or two, with Mango simply following clear step-by-step instructions. This is Mango's first website. Very proud. Could not have done it without considerable help. Still a dog.
Read more →In the Claude Code selloff of early 2026, many stocks perceived as AV victims got crushed — including Uber. But as a demand aggregator with existing AV partnerships, solid revenue growth (+20%), and EBITDA up 35%, Mango thinks the market may be missing the plot. Working on this idea now.
Uber, Latest Victim of Disruption Panic, Still Has Role in Robotaxis wsj.com — gift link Read Mango's take →Press SPACE or tap to jump. Avoid the falling Bloomberg terminals!